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Hello, the name is Maria and lets fan-girl together...

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

I thought I was the only one!

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murphypendleton:

THERE’S NEVER A BAD TIME TO WHIP OUT YOUR 

hidden valley ranch salad dressing. great for any meal you can whip out a bottle of hidden valley ranch salad dressing at most occasions maybe even two bottles or three. the average human eats 400 bottles of hidden valley ranch salad dressing in one year that is not a made up lie. hidden valley ranch salad dressing in my mouth

Who affords that much ranch??

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why-not-end-it:

We always put a lot of reminders here to remind you guys to love yourselves and to just breathe, and honestly, I feel like we unconsciously post them for ourselves too, whenever I’m having a rough night I just go through this blog and read posts and entries and the one where we stop you guys for a…

Wow this is just….wow

dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

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  • Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others

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my-killz:

The whole world has been against her. She’s become more of a punch line than a celebrity. Instead of celebrating with Lindsay about the small victories as you should with any type of addict (my step father was an alcoholic for 10 years) people have joked about how she can’t do it. I would cry too if someone finally told me to celebrate after spending so long being a joke.

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snowflake1814:

rebeca-flores:

coward:

coward:

coward:

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

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No one ever messages me. 😒

I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this

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follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

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Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

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REBLOG IF U A LIL STRESSED

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